Before I start writing I think I should let you all know that right now I am listening to Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie. It replaced Tiny Dancer by Elton John in my head about 20 minutes ago. I am pretty excited about that.
I feel particularly fortunate this thanksgiving for many actual reasons and a few stupid ones. One in particular I am really excited about. Since my parents house is ten minutes from my house and my in-laws house is only seven minutes away I have a ton of time to kill this thanksgiving break. So, instead of writing my paper for Kevin's class, I am going to do something totally dumb and revive my hobby from last summer. While tutoring a kid last summer I discovered you can write letters to professional athletes asking for autographs on sports cards. At first I wrote really serious letters and then I got bored and started telling various american league outfielders how much I love chocolate milk. Overall, I mailed 114 different athletes over two months. While I am not going to do that much ever again. I want somebody to think I am cool at some point, I am planning on writing letters to the colorado avalanche. After a week of paper writing and presentation planning I am so ready to just sit down with my wife, put in a dvd, pop open a beer, and proceed to tell Joe Sakic what I am having for dinner, Milan Hejduk that I need a haircut and Jose Theodore will be hearing about how stupid my cats are. Seriously, they are retarded. I am looking forward to letting my mind going a little fallow this week. Who needs a brain when you can have autographs.
So, now that I have outed myself as the worlds dorkiest 13 year old, is anyone else looking forward to doing something totally stupid and mindless over break?
Now listening to Glamorous by Fergie.
Hersh Out
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